This is Donald, the president of the United States , talking to you folks of the Netherlands. I am the best president the United States has ever had. Even the pope was dying to meet me, he has never invited a president of the United States to his palace, but ofcourse he invited me. In our meeting, he praised me for the good things I have done to make Amerika great again. That was to be expected. But he talked and talked about his Easter speech that was broadcasted all over the world. That is nothing special. I am also famous around the world. But he told me that with Easter you shower this huge Saint Peter square in Rome with all your flowers. Flowers from Holland. And he absolutely loved it! Afterwoods I asked Melania where Holland was. She didn’t know either so we had to look it up on Google maps. It shows that you are a tiny country left of Germany. I bet that even my good friend Angela doesn’t even know you, you are so tiny. So here is the deal. On my next birthday, you send me enough flowers to cover the whole Oval square in front of the Capitol. Of course without charge. In return I will thank you just like the pope did. That will make you famous in one minute. The best deal you’ll ever make. I promise you.